Awesome, interesting characters, each with their own unique story. Beer Monk He gets all sinners drunk, weaning them off soft drinks; he's just a joke character for an equally satirically hilarious game. Dark Elf Millions of years ago, a praying mantis bit off her husband's head, but he survived and became a long-lived deity with immense wisdom. He was worshiped, ruled nations and waged wars, and his people never lost. But then an elf commander came along and defeated the praying mantis with his intellect! Now the mantis annoyingly follows him around, trying to comprehend his wisdom.