Like some quotes: 1) Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 28 people. And then the grenade also exploded. 2) Chuck does not pay taxes. Taxes are paid to Chuck! ) 3) Scientists say that after a nuclear war, only cockroaches will remain on earth ... and Chuck Norris 4) When Chuck comes into the water, he does not get wet, this water becomes chakornous. 5) Chuck Norris caught all Pokemon using his home phone. and many more quotes)))