An ordinary house, finds consciousness in a new world, gets a job as an advertising agent. His job is to travel through different universes and offer local residents the means of termites. However, for some, meeting with him can be not only a waste of time, but also a deadly one. The fact is that this house and its other new brethren are almost immortal beings, the time for them is almost infinite. That is why each advertisement of the goods before the potential buyer lasts approximately two centuries. It used to happen that some died before the advertising agent said the introductory speech. Running will not work if the buyer has a physical shell, since the house links the "victim" to the end of the advertisement. Principle of operation: - the advertising agent creates a visual image on the third floor, which after a while is squeezed by plates that are in the hands of a circus monkey that exists in its dimension. - The compressed image flows down to the first floor, bypassing the eyes-chandeliers and the nose-pipes of the house. - on the first floor through the teeth-curtains slowly emerges the word, personifying that image. - the fallen word is no longer managed by the house and just settles down near the client.